Roy-Bot:Wait, you are a loser...
Waterman:Maybe I am, and maybe I am...not...

"A mercenary wants to be remembered. A Mercenary doesn't retire gracefully. There's no such thing as an Old Mercs Home either. What a real mercenary wants is to go out...in a blaze of glory."Lex "Mad Vornskr" Kempo, on his last mission.

imat168: You may wish that you were older, so that you can rule the world with an iron fist. But sooner or later, you will be destroyed. The question is, when the time comes, will you be ready for it?

"Me, I'm a dishonest man. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly! It's the honest ones you should watch out for, because you never know when they are about to do something extremely...stupid."
-Cpt. Jack Sparrow

"Politics are the evil that corrupted this world, and sarcasm is the light that saved us from the darkness."
-The one and only Imat

"Ye who attacks thine allies attacks thine self"
-The great and powerful Imat in responce to the officer's civil war.

"A man is not truly a man until his brain is past 18"

-Once again, Imat

"Worrying is as effective as trying to stick C-3PO together with bubblegum"
-Yoda from the Yoda Sunscreen song

"He who shoots the gun inevitably changes destiny"
-We should all know by now...Imat

"'Tis foolishness to attack thine enemies when thou art doomed to fail"
-Just take a wild guess...Imat...

"Assistant manager of the Death Star"
-Darth Vader's resume

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
when I got a nasty paper cut
and well to make a long story short it got infected and I died
so now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates
and its obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
he tells me that they've got a dress code
well he lets me into heaven anyway
but I get the room that's got a noisy ice machine for all eternity
and everyday he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong
black is white up is down and short is long
and everything you used to think was so important
doesn't really matter anymore
because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong.

-Wierd Al Yankovich-Everything You Know Is Wrong(Final Verse and Chorus)

"Knowledge. It is the one commodity we never seem to get enough of. As much as we think we have, there is
still more needed. It is too common in a select few, but too rare in the general population. whenever we
it is close to our grasp, the gap lengthens, putting us farther from our goal. We will never have enough
knowledge, no matter how hard we try."

-finally another one from the Great